avril 2012
95 billets
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mars 2012
64 billets
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miss-ferrous:
it occurred to me that i dropped microelectronics in 10th grade because of creepy boys
i mean, i guess i knew that but now it bothers me
i should have like
i don’t know
punched them all in the dick
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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when...
– Lemony Snicket (via cthornhill)
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roachpatrol:
katie-scarlet:
Oh lordy.
Huh. I got the impression from reviews that the Lorax movie was like a toothless dancing bear version of the book that had completely sold itself out to corporate interests, but this video looks… kind of chillingly on message. Now I’m interested again.
While this doesn’t exactly make me want to see the movie (see: doggedly pursuing tasteless...
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The Great New England Sea Serpent
wizzard890:
In the summer of 1817, the town of Gloucester, Massachusetts briefly lost its goddamn mind. People would wake up early in the mornings, pack a picnic lunch, and sit on the beach for seven straight hours, watching the water. Or they’d load their muskets, climb into a rowboat, and fruitlessly scour the harbor until the sun went down.
It was getting weird. Other towns were starting to...
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so you know how sometimes you do dumb things and...
miss-ferrous:
how does it stay though
am i just the boobless wonder or
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Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles
thedaisiestdaisy:
orgyincamelot:
And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:
I think I started giggling around “heir to the throne of Condo” and then just didn’t stop.
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO BILBO……
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Tumblr, How tall are you?
cleanslab:
chandlerhandle:
ulreika:
noxi:
junkmarket:
iziziziziz:
mouusse:
ozolopolis:
tewnie:
chimmychangaroo:
5’2”
5’1
5’ 6.5
5’2”
5’8
i feel tall.
5’3” what up
5’6”
5’3”
5’ 7” we’re all short wtf
5’8 I think
5’10” ! :>
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40 weirdly intriguing questions
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
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CAPTAIN BUTTFUCK OF THE SS AMBIGUOUS GENETALIA:... →
bloodredorion:
10. The Darkest Substance Known to Man
When you stack carbon nanotubes on their ends and squish them together, you get a material that absorbs 99.9% of the light that touches it. The microscopic surface of the material is rough and uneven, which…
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